Title: The Pizzeria (a Sordid Tale of Destiny, Evil, and Garlic) 2/10
Author: u_scholastica
Length: 36,584
Recipient: Algernon Hyde
Pairing: Ron/Draco (more preslash than slash)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron bites off more than he can chew when he agrees to help Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini open an Italian restaurant. Can anything make it worth the headaches?

( The Pizzeria 10/10 )



( Epilogue )

Chapter One
Chapter Nine

Title: The Pizzeria (a Sordid Tale of Destiny, Evil, and Garlic) 9/10
Author: u_scholastica
Length: 36,584
Recipient: Algernon Hyde
Pairing: Ron/Draco (more preslash than slash)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron bites off more than he can chew when he agrees to help Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini open an Italian restaurant. Can anything make it worth the headaches?

( The Pizzeria 9/10 )

Chapter One
Chapter Eight
Chapter Ten

Title: The Pizzeria (a Sordid Tale of Destiny, Evil, and Garlic) 8/10
Author: u_scholastica
Length: 36,584
Recipient: Algernon Hyde
Pairing: Ron/Draco (more preslash than slash)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron bites off more than he can chew when he agrees to help Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini open an Italian restaurant. Can anything make it worth the headaches?

( The Pizzeria 8/10 )

Chapter One
Chapter Seven
Chapter Nine

Title: The Pizzeria (a Sordid Tale of Destiny, Evil, and Garlic) 7/10
Author: u_scholastica
Length: 36,584
Recipient: Algernon Hyde
Pairing: Ron/Draco (more preslash than slash)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron bites off more than he can chew when he agrees to help Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini open an Italian restaurant. Can anything make it worth the headaches?

( The Pizzeria 7/10 )

Chapter One
Chapter Six
Chapter Eight

Title: The Pizzeria (a Sordid Tale of Destiny, Evil, and Garlic) 6/10
Author: u_scholastica
Length: 36,584
Recipient: Algernon Hyde
Pairing: Ron/Draco (more preslash than slash)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron bites off more than he can chew when he agrees to help Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini open an Italian restaurant. Can anything make it worth the headaches?

( The Pizzeria 6/10 )

Chapter One
Chapter Five
Chapter Seven

Title: The Pizzeria (a Sordid Tale of Destiny, Evil, and Garlic) 5/10
Author: u_scholastica
Length: 36,584
Recipient: Algernon Hyde
Pairing: Ron/Draco (more preslash than slash)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron bites off more than he can chew when he agrees to help Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini open an Italian restaurant. Can anything make it worth the headaches?

( The Pizzeria 5/10 )

Chapter One
Chapter Four
Chapter Six

Title: The Pizzeria (a Sordid Tale of Destiny, Evil, and Garlic) 4/10
Author: u_scholastica
Length: 36,584
Recipient: Algernon Hyde
Pairing: Ron/Draco (more preslash than slash)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron bites off more than he can chew when he agrees to help Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini open an Italian restaurant. Can anything make it worth the headaches?

( The Pizzeria 4/10 )

Chapter One
Chapter Three
Chapter Five

Title: The Pizzeria (a Sordid Tale of Destiny, Evil, and Garlic) 3/10
Author: u_scholastica
Length: 36,584
Recipient: Algernon Hyde
Pairing: Ron/Draco (more preslash than slash)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron bites off more than he can chew when he agrees to help Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini open an Italian restaurant. Can anything make it worth the headaches?

( The Pizzeria 3/10 )

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Four

Title: The Pizzeria (a Sordid Tale of Destiny, Evil, and Garlic) 2/10
Author: u_scholastica
Length: 36,584
Recipient: Algernon Hyde
Pairing: Ron/Draco (more preslash than slash)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron bites off more than he can chew when he agrees to help Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini open an Italian restaurant. Can anything make it worth the headaches?

( The Pizzeria 2/10 )

Chapter One
Chapter Three

Title: The Pizzeria (a Sordid Tale of Destiny, Evil, and Garlic) 1/10
Author: u_scholastica
Length: 36,584
Recipient: Algernon Hyde
Pairing: Ron/Draco (more preslash than slash)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron bites off more than he can chew when he agrees to help Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini open an Italian restaurant. Can anything make it worth the headaches?

A/N: Hail and welcome, my friend, to this, a story of considerable volume and very little brain. I am afraid I took rather literally the portion of your Original Request in which you asked for "...something a bit unexpected.... Use your imagination and sense of humour.". Nevertheless, I do hope you enjoy my tale, large in size but humble in ambitions.

Endless gratitude to my beta reader, M, who endured much, made miracles, and spotted commas. All mistakes herein are the responsibility of the author.

( The Pizzeria 1/10 )

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