The Pizzeria 2/10

Title: The Pizzeria (a Sordid Tale of Destiny, Evil, and Garlic) 2/10
Author: u_scholastica
Length: 36,584
Recipient: Algernon Hyde
Pairing: Ron/Draco (more preslash than slash)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron bites off more than he can chew when he agrees to help Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini open an Italian restaurant. Can anything make it worth the headaches?

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Chapter One
Chapter Three

The Pizzeria 1/10

Title: The Pizzeria (a Sordid Tale of Destiny, Evil, and Garlic) 1/10
Author: u_scholastica
Length: 36,584
Recipient: Algernon Hyde
Pairing: Ron/Draco (more preslash than slash)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron bites off more than he can chew when he agrees to help Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini open an Italian restaurant. Can anything make it worth the headaches?

A/N: Hail and welcome, my friend, to this, a story of considerable volume and very little brain. I am afraid I took rather literally the portion of your Original Request in which you asked for "...something a bit unexpected.... Use your imagination and sense of humour.". Nevertheless, I do hope you enjoy my tale, large in size but humble in ambitions.

Endless gratitude to my beta reader, M, who endured much, made miracles, and spotted commas. All mistakes herein are the responsibility of the author.

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Chapter Two